Brilliantly Honest Slogans about Major Brands by Clif Dickens
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
I feel like no one tries dumb stuff like that unless someone they’re trying to impress is watching, which makes this even funnier.
i fucked up
Ellen Pompeo talks about her adorable, slightly sassy, 4-year-old.
I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking.
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project.